finally peeing after you’ve been holding it in for hours
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
THE BABY ALLIGATOR LOOKS SO HAPPY THOUGH
a baby puffer fish????
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
Did I mention the time I had Peter Capaldi round for dinner?
Please tell me he is related to you
yeh I’m his uncle. It’s a timey-wimey thing.
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
Jena Malone Twelve photoshoot - Two new outtakes
mes amis, il y a un lendemain
A golden retriever imitating siren noises. I’m dying.
how do people call her fat
How do I remain heterosexual after seeing this?