markbrendanawitz:

finally peeing after you’ve been holding it in for hours


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Realizing I deserved better changed everything.
— Six Word Story #82 by absentions  (via thatkindofwoman)
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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

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chazby:

unlovde:

ibelievethesecondpart:

THE BABY ALLIGATOR LOOKS SO HAPPY THOUGH

THE HIPPO

a baby puffer fish????

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later


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louisnormal:

timelordbeta721:

louisnormal:

Did I mention the time I had Peter Capaldi round for dinner?

Please tell me he is related to you

yeh I’m his uncle. It’s a timey-wimey thing.

louisnormal:

timelordbeta721:

louisnormal:

Did I mention the time I had Peter Capaldi round for dinner?

Please tell me he is related to you

yeh I’m his uncle. It’s a timey-wimey thing.

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keepfabandgayon:

sinkorswimisbullshit:

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.


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Jena Malone Twelve photoshoot - Two new outtakes

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mes amis, il y a un lendemain

mes amis, il y a un lendemain

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into-the-wild-blue:

A golden retriever imitating siren noises. I’m dying.

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zandstappen:

dealwithimpossibility:

how do people call her fat

How do I remain heterosexual after seeing this?

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